(What Am I Doing)
Sleeping Under Your Bed

You were smiling at me when I came into the room

Dropped your glove at my table, I had to assume

You were looking for love and you were hoping for mine

For once I was in the right place at the right time. Yeah!

Well, we drank and we danced and you held me so tight

It was shaping up to be one helluva night

You took my hand and said “Please take me home”

Sayin’ “I don’t want to spend another night alone”.

(ch) So what am I doing sleeping under your bed?

It’s hard and it’s cold and it’s hurting my head

You were looking for lovin’, at least that’s what you said

What am I doing sleeping under your bed?

I crawled in your window, couldn’t use the front door

‘Cause your daddy was home, I could hear the man snore

And just when I thought our love was about to bloom

His voice rang out “Who you got in your room????”

“I swore I’d kill the next man I caught in your room!!!” 

Well I had to think fast so I hit the floor

I made it under the bed just as he came in the door.

You said “Daddy, why don’t you stay in my room tonight?”

“I’ll stay in yours. I love you Daddy…Good night”

And you laughed as you left and you turned out the light!! 

(ch)

Well, my daddy warned me about girls like you

“They’ll tease you forever, make you look like a fool”

I didn’t believe him, glad he can’t see me now

“Cause if I had to explain this, I just wouldn’t know how!!!”

And I can just hear him saying “What you gonna do now???

(ch) Twice

(plus, repeat last line of chorus two more times, then out)